What did he say?

I don’t know how people ever survived without the internet to answer those simple yet nagging questions…

Sure there are big questions that we manage to survive despite not having answers, but it’s these little questions that build up and bounce around and create little tiny stress puddles that never go away. For instance, what do people mean by “dining out?”

Let that fizzle around a brain for 30 years or so. It must be something dirty… but how dirty?

Ah, but now we have the internet!

Instant answers!

https://www.kissthisguy.com/16049misheard.htm

THE MISHEARD:

It’s been too long since I found out what people mean by dining out

Real Lyric

It’s been too long since I found out what people mean by down and out

(Led Zeppelin, Black Dog)

Doesn’t that make you feel a little bit better?

And perhaps now you begin to feel the tension slowly easing away…